A man is sitting in the Planet Fitness locker room — not in the area with the lockers, but in the area with the showers. Why???
He is fully clothed, looking straight ahead, and talking — possibly into a phone, although there isn’t one in sight.
He says into the air: “He was a rolling stone. You know, wherever he laid his hat was his home.”
He was speaking, not singing, and I thought, “Is he speaking the lyrics to that song, or is he talking to someone on the phone and trying to pass that off as an original thought? What’s happening here?”
Then he says: “Yeah, wherever you lay your wig be you home. I know you wear a wig, girl.”
As weirdly riveting as it all was, I’d finished dressing, and I took leave before he gave an update about papa’s outside children and another wife…
