Haircut

4 on the top, 2 on the sides.

Had a super stylist today — very details-oriented, which in my opinion, is a huge asset in a stylist.

At the register, she whispered, “Are you 65 or older?”

Me: “Yes, but you can’t give me the senior discount on this coupon that’s for a $9.99 haircut. I do appreciate you trying, though.”