There was a pre-metrosexual-era internet “street quiz” called “Gay or Eurotrash?” It presented a picture of a “stylish” guy, and you had to guess whether he was gay or “just European.” It was all tongue-in-cheek, but funny. At least the first 20 times “playing.”
I’ve been thinking about that quiz the past couple of days at Planet Fitness, where I’ve seen several pairs of guys at various times on various days working out together—a few of which seemed just a little too “stylish” (think those very short workout shorts with the slits up the sides) or a little too “well groomed” (think highly coiffed hair with lots of products in it) or standing just a little too “close” for spotting.
They’ve made me think of a variation on that game that I’d call “Workout Buddies or Husbands?”

Workout Buddies or Husbands

Workout Buddies or Husbands

Workout Buddies or Husbands

Workout Buddies or Husbands

Workout Buddies or Husbands
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