Modern Apothēca is celebrating “4/20 Week” with a 20% off coupon, so I put in an order. Delivery is free, and if you get your order in by 4:20 p.m., you get it the same day. With the offer going on, they had a lot of deliveries today. Mine just arrived.
I fell asleep waiting for my sleep gummies to arrive.
#OtherIronicThings
- It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay.
- It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late.
- It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid.
- A “No smoking” sign on your cigarette break.
- It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.