I kind of like the idea of this über-conspicuous umbrella, but I’m trying to imagine the thoughts of people passing by me as I wander about under one.
I’m pretty sure I’d go with different shoes, and perhaps purse, at the very least.
I’m also pretty sure that in this litigious society of ours, somewhere along the bottom perhaps, these words would have to be imprinted: “This plastic extension is not a toy.”