We’re ALL growing up fast…

Where does the time go? According to the Steve Miller Band, “Time keeps on slippin’ slippin’ slippin’… into the future.” I hear parents comment all the time about how fast their kids are growing up. Newsflash: You’re “growing up fast,” too. And all of a sudden, you’re on your way to the senior center for … Read more

Produce Project haul

We’ve been a member of the Produce Project since April 7, 2021, which we joined shortly after having 3 out of 4 bad experiences with the Misfits Market produce service. We really wanted to like Misfits Market, but 3 out of 4 of our orders got “derailed,” not arriving on the day promised and once … Read more

3 unrelatable-to-me things people say

There are some things that people say that are completely unrelatable to me, and I wonder if people say them just because they’ve heard other people say them for time immemorial. Here are 3 examples of them: “I’m too tired to fall asleep.” What does that even mean? I love to sleep. I sometimes feel … Read more

Cleaning cloths for eyeglasses

On an episode of A&E’s Hoarders, a man whose interior walls weren’t even accessible due to boxes and just plain crap piled high along them was asked by the intervention team as they held up three stud finders the man wouldn’t let go of, “How many stud finders do you need?” And looking at the … Read more

We love a good happy hour

Bob and I are huge fans of happy hours, and weather permitting, we sit on our front-porch rocking chairs and enjoy one. We sometimes remark on passersby, and sometimes the remarks are a little snarky. Or, they’re about who doesn’t appear to see the fire hydrant that they’re illegally parked in front of or the … Read more

God, no! I hate kids!

I’ve been viewing the PostSecret website for many years now. There’s usually at least one that either “speaks to me,” or is super compelling, or just makes me think about something in a different or interesting way. The one in this week’s collection that speaks to me, or that I can most relate to, was: … Read more

I’ll get verklempt…

Our upcoming cruise, still on as of this post, is one of Seth Rudetsky’s Big Fat Broadway Cruises (SRBFBC). “Seth is an American musician, actor, writer, and radio host. He currently is the host of Seth’s Big Fat Broadway and Seth Speaks on Sirius/XM Satellite Radio’s On Broadway. The show focuses on Rudetsky’s knowledge of Broadway theatre history and trivia.” Bob and I are … Read more

An easy-on-the-eyes eye doctor

I had a 7:40AM appointment for my annual eye exam. Each year when I see this doctor, he takes my breath away. So devastatingly gorgeous. He sits very close to me, as he does every patient, for the tests he is performing. I find the entire experience so homoerotic. His face is on the other … Read more